The TeamSPank Bee Sting Crisis Center
akaDon't Pull ...........Scrape!!!
Evidence Exhibit A
Prevention
Naturally, as her concerned constituents, we feel that we need to do all that we can to prevent anything unforeseen happening to our SPanker Chief. Unfortunately there is very little we can do to prevent any bees from encroaching on her territory in day to day life. For instance, she might be picking daises in the backyard with which to bedazzle her motorbike, when she inadvertently 'cock blocks' a poor old bee who's just trying to get his regular afternoon honey fix. Nothing TeamSPank can do about that. She might be gunning it down the highway on the said same daisy-bedazzled bike when a rogue bee hits her slap bang in the middle of the face. Nothing TeamSPank can do about that. (Although we did give it a good shot when we tried to convince her to buy a FULL helmet that would have had a protective visor right where that pesky little shit of a bee decided to launch his attack).Treatment
While the SPankers may not be able to do much in the way of sting prevention we certainly CAN do something on the back-end and help Katee with her emergency treatment. Let's be honest, TeamSPank are no more than a bunch of losers on the internet who really know fuck all about bee sting treatment or anything else that might actually come in handy in real life. But what we can do is GOOGLE!!! So before you read any further below, if you actually for some insane reason find yourself on this page while in the midst of a Katee Sackhoff Bee Sting Crisis, PLEASEEEEE go to the sensible, medically sound sites listed below for help. Actually, on second thoughts, since bee sting allergies can be serious shit, you need to get the TeamLeader to the hospital ASAP. (If anything untoward happened to The Sackhoff, we might have to start up a TeamTricia Treehouse from scratch, and frankly that would be a fucking drag).
Bee Sting Crisis Center - Legit Links
Bee Sting Allergies & Treatments http://allergies.about.com/od/insectallergies/a/venomallergy.htm Bee Sting Treatment #2 http://firstaid.about.com/od/heatcoldexposure/ht/07_bee_sting.htm |
I bet Katee's not smiling
To Pull or To Scrape?
Believe it or not, TeamSPank have done some legitimate research into this subject (which, by our standards, means a 2 minute Google and a quick skim). What we've discovered is that there is much debate about whether or not to scrape off or pull out the stinger. Really, this is a pretty damn controversial topic. The major issue is how much venom gets released into the blood stream.(ta da - evidence of Phobias
Katee Sackhoff appears to be not only allergic to bees, but pretty shit scared of them too. We've no doubt all heard of the saying "confront your fears". Well, below is something that should help Katee along with this. If she watches this and overcomes her fears, she might still get stung by a bee and the shit could still hit the fan, but at least she won't be frightened anymore.Here's the link to the full Jace Hall thing - it's made of some serious win (it's also on the media/interview page if you can't watch it at the official site cause you're not an American like me. I can't even tell if that link works). |
"how close is the hospital?"