Monday, March 30, 2009

How I Spent My Spankiversary or Maxi's Balls of Steel

POSTED BY:  sarahspank 
 
Recently, Team Spank celebrated our first birthday! YAY US! (Because we such self-congratulatory assholes, of course.)

You'd think that Spanks would celebrate by:

- drinking
- posting madly
- yelling at each other in LARGE, COLOURFUL FONTS.

Well, we didn't.... okay we did. We did that.

But the ultimate icing on the cake was... MAXI, god of the spanks, met up with our illustrious Team Leader. KATEE SACKHOFF herself!

A momentous event! The biggest ever.

Teamspank meets Team Leader. (Okay there was the time when Swim and Starby met her, and that was good too, but this time, our HEAD person. MAXI met her)

(On a side note, some of us believe this to be bigger than us, of course. Destiny, blah, blah, blah. How could it not be so?)

Now, Maxi, modest as she is despite the fact that she is more famous than Katee (sorry, Katee), hemmed and hawed about going.

In the end, she did.

At the prodding of her faithful spanks, Maxi flew the hour it took to Melbourne (pronounced Mel-bin), booked a hotel, and attended her first ever convention.

She prepped for this by watching the most enjoyable film "Galaxy Quest" and getting a Twitter account. (Spanks, see how Maxi leads by example.)

Also, she, with Dj's help, prepared lovely Teamspank banners.

Meanwhile, back in the U.S. where most of us active spanks reside, a flurry of activity commenced. All of us excited (and jealous) that Maxi would meet our Team Leader.
As events unfolded, some of us kept vigil for Maxi's reports, maniacally checking Twitter and harassing Maxi to let us know what was going on. (unfortunately for some, all this took place beginning around 11:30 PM EST. Too late for many).

In the end, Maxi and our Team Leader did not disappoint.

Maxi met Katee and was not chewed out in fact, which is what she had feared.

They had a lovely talk (which I'm certain Maxi will update us on).

The clincher was that Maxi had Teamspank banners signed.

Yep, you know which ones.
proof of Maxi's balls
more proof of Maxi's balls

I'll have you know that Spanks who were watching this practically died. It was both shocking and awesome.

Heh. Waaay cool, Maxi.

It all led us to the conclusion that Maxi has balls of steel. Not just any regular balls of steel, but Balls of Stainless Steel and Diamond Hard.

Yup. That's Maxi for you. We are so proud of her.

Also, she found out that Katee does visit our website and now has passwords. (Once again, causing some spanks to perish/ feel sick).

(Katee, if you are reading this, great. We love you and support you all the way.)

While I could go on, I won't because that's Maxi's story to tell.

Just remember folks. The moral of the story: Maxi has bigger balls than you.

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