Robot Chicken Shit
I watched me some Robot Chicken the other day and as I was seeing some of Katee Sackhoff's contributions, I started to notice an interesting trend. What with being bored and an insomniac and on holidays, I thought I'd use my time a bit more constructively and so I began a closer analysis of the dialogue spoken by Katee in her many incarnations on Robot Chicken. I've attached some examples. Can you see what I'm seeing? .....
warning - juvenile content below (even by Spank standards).
...Hold on a sec. Some saint (who I may or may not know something about) uploaded this Katee/Robot Chicken highlight reel to YouTube. Nice moves.
Here we go then. Let's study at some of Katee's Robot Chicken dialogue....
Rabbits on a Roller Coaster - Season 3 Epi 3
- Frakking Galactica (as Starbuck)
"Sorry I'm late guys, I was just having arnal sex in the locker room".
- Turbo Teen (as Pattie)
[while shagging in back seat of car]
Pattie: | "Oh yeah. OH YEAH! Do me Alex. DO ME! Alex do me - COME ON!
Alex I'm worried." |
Alex: | "You afraid Brett's gonna find out his girl's cheating on him with his best friend?" |
Pattie: | "No stupid. I'm worried our sex stains won't come out of those leather seats. Hahahaha.
I LOVE being a slut!" |
Help Me - Season 4 Episode 1
- Am I Needed Upstairs? (as Julie)
BFF's hubby: | "You know Julie, you never got a tour of the house". |
Julie: | "You're right. Hahaha". [They go upstairs and shag]. |
Julie: | "Woooooooooooo". [Then they get busted]. |
Julie: | "My clothes just fell off". [Then their condom breaks, Trojan Man arrives on the scene & other shit happens]. |
- Pre-Pubescent Alien Whore (as Diane, a lesbian)
(The voice Katee uses in this one is funny as all hell. I had no clue that it was her there for a minute).
Diane: | "Tina are you really bi-sexual, because I get a feeling I never had a chance?" |
Tina: | "Oh I am very bisexual Dianne.... [Then they make out]. |
Diane: | [while making out] "Mmmm mmmmmm mmm.... Oooh!"
[Then Diane gets her head blown off]. |
P.S. Yes, In That Way - Season 4 Epi 6
- My Black Cherry is Gone (as Bitch Puddin')
(You really have to see this one to get a solid grasp}.
Dude: | "I'd NEVER take anyone's black cherry without their consent!" |
Bitch Puddin': | "Mmmmmmmmmmm. That's not what I heard".......
....I heard she left home because her daddy took her black cherry". |
- 2,400 Footlong Sandwiches(as a whore)
Whore: | "Hand jobs, five dollars. Get your hand jobs, five dollars!" |
- Our Newest Member, Calvin (as Scarlett)
Scarlett: | [After a geek soldier arrives]. "I think we should cancel our 'who gets to fuck the new guy first' contest." |
So there you go. Typecast as an animated slut. I never even realised up until now that it was possible for voice-over actors to get typecast.
That show is funny as hell.
More on Katee's contributions at the Robot Chicken Wiki.
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