The (not so) Epic Countdown to Riddick: Reason #1

Did we Mention....

KATEE SACKHOFF IS IN IT!!!

If you seriously need any other reason than this to go see the new Riddick film, there is something wrong with you. So, forget the other 29 reasons (except reason #15, which is also "Because Katee Sackhoff is in it." Yeah, we used this one twice, DEAL WITH IT!), and go to your nearest movie theatre (or the fifth nearest, we don't really care where you see it) TODAY and watch this film! Seriously, do it. Watch it. Watch it a few times. Take your friends. If you have a lot of money, we encourage you to buy up a bunch of tickets and pass them out to strangers. 

The (not so) Epic Countdown to Riddick: Reason #2

The Return of the MEZ!

The Magical Expression Zone (MEZ) is a beautiful, beautiful thing. It is the wonderful region between Katee's eyes, just before you reach the forehead, where literally a "shit ton" of emotional magic is taking place. We're not kidding, it's spectacular. Katee acts more with this square-inch region of her face than most people do with their entire body. Don't believe us? Just go and watch ANYTHING KATEE SACKHOFF HAS EVER BEEN IN and you, too, will notice the MEZ! Any excuse to see the MEZ in the act is a good reason to watch this film.

(sigh, I'd give you a link to the wonderment that is the Magical Expression Zone, but Spanks have a nasty habit of deleting pictures from their photobuckets after a certain length of time. So, the MEZ page is full of broken picture boxes. We'll fix this. I am quite certain an updated MEZ blog post is high on our list of priorities. The problem is that Spanks are also a bit lazy. We're working on this, too.)

The (not so) Epic Countdown to Riddick: Reason #3

We Get to See Katee Take a Shower ....Again!

Spanks and fans of Katee Sackhoff are no strangers to Katee in the shower. We saw her take a shower in The Last Sentinel (greatest movie of all time, cinematic brilliance! If you haven't seen it, go watch it, now. Right now. Seriously. Stop reading this blog post and go watch TLS, then come back and finish reading this blog post) and we saw her take a shower in Battlestar Galactica. We also saw her take a bath in The Big Bang Theory. We are looking forward to THIS shower scene so much more, though, because it will be on a huge screen in a dark theatre and the entire audience will be staring at her, so we won't have to feel like we're alone in our perviness. 

^^Crappy screencap from an international Riddick trailer. Why no shower scenes for American trailer?^^

The (not so) Epic Countdown to Riddick: Reason #4

Dahl is "Ten Times Tougher than Starbuck"

Wha?? How is that even possible?! We cannot wait to see this film and find out what "Ten Times Tougher than Starbuck" looks like. Wow. Just wow. 

Click here to watch Katee talk about how tough Dahl is.

The (not so) Epic Countdown to Riddick: Reason #5

We Just Really Want to Know More About THIS:

I keep seeing this picture and I have NO CLUE what is going on in here, but I really, really, really want to know. And I really can't wait to find out what, exactly, Katee is doing in this scene. Is it serious? Should I be turned on? I don't know how to feel!! I'm in awe.