Thursday, April 10, 2008

Updates

POSTED BY:  MaxiSpank
 
So I think we can probably move on from the birthday thing safely now, before that card on the front page drives all to the shrink and the drink.

Here are a few new site addition thingos you really need to know about:
  • The Sackhoff Gold page has been updated with a particularly shameful addition.
  • In other earth shattering news, FatApolloLoveSpank has announced that she will be writing an episodic, tent-pole series based on her groundbreaking Katee Sackhoff piece, "Collarbone". Fats has informed us that for each new episode of Battlestar Galactica Season 4, she will be writing a companion piece detailing the trials and tribulations of Katee's collarbone in that episode, as it endeavors to overcome that pesky flight suit and the Malicious Collarbone Obstruction that results. Dark times.
Fats' Collarbone reviews can be found in the Katee Reviews section, from the Katee menu. The first one is now posted for your viewing pleasure - that is if you are as depraved and unhinged as the rest of us and get a kick out of that sort of thing. (The Collarbone things are sick but they are bloody funny).

How is it that I am far more curious about what Katee Sackhoff would feel about Fats perving on her collarbone than I am about what happened to Starbuck after she blew into a million bits?
 

Note to Fats: I'm just a little curious about your review/s in the week/s where Katee doesn't appear in the episode at all. What will happen? That's got to be like the ultimate Malicious Collarbone Obstruction, wouldn't you say? Actually I think you need to come up with a new term for that occurrence, 'cause "Malicious" just isn't going to cut the mustard when that happens.

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