Friday, February 27, 2009

Kara Thrace's Top 25 Defining Moments

POSTED BY:  MaxiSpank 
 

Here's a fantastic article by taragel on Live Journal. A must read for Spankers & Starbuck/BSG fans. Good times:

http://taragel.livejournal.com/38649.html

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Sorry Excuse for a SpankBlog

POSTED BY:  MaxiSpank 
Disclaimer: This blog is not my finest hour. It really has nothing going for it whatsoever. Not that any of my previous efforts have been much chop, but this one is really weak sauce.

Well then, there is no earth-shattering news to divulge, so I thought I'd make a weirdie-emo jigsaw puzzle instead (see below). My apologies. What can I say? I had a massive brain explosion when I added the jigsaws to the site. You've gotta admit though, they are pretty damn relaxing to do.

Oh Oh Oh!!! I remembered something worth passing on - everyone in the planet is being cojoled invited to participate in DJ's phenomenal poll: TeamSpank Awards: The Sackhoff. If every living soul in the Northern Hemisphere (and most countries in the Southern Hemisphere) does not participate in that (admittedly sensational) poll, I think DJ is going to top herself. So have a heart - do it for her. Take one for the team. (I think DJ is even trying to solicit a vote from my dog). Speaking of polls, there is also a new SpankPoll on the main site. This one is entitled "The best thing about The Last Sentinel was...." It's a far less accomplished effort than DJ's poll, but still possibly cathartic for anyone who seen that sublime cinematic achievement.


This is a terrific new interview with Katee (from early Feb 2009). Good to know that she is in good health and still multi-tasking during her interviews. That girl hasn't changed a bit.

There are a couple of skerricks of news I guess. The Sackhoff appeared in Nip/Tuck and BSG this week, so that was good times for the Spankers. Apparenlty her tragically brief Law & Order appearance was also re-aired in the States. (Pfff wasn't that a fizzer? I thought she was gonna be in the whole fucking thing)! Anyway, some saint has uploaded Katee's Nip/Tuck scenes to YouTube. Woohoo!


Lookin' a million bucks there. I'm kinda glad she's only doing a few epis of 'Nip' though. As shows go, it seems pretty bloody ridiculous. Still that doesn't make much difference to the Spankers, who, as we all know, will watch Katee Sackhoff in anything. (The person who uploaded that vid should be knighted or something).
So yo, if by some weird fluke one of The Sackhoff's pubicists stumbles across this can you please leak some little tidbits of info about if the new show is gonna be picked up, cause I for one can't hack the bloody suspense. I'm far more concerned about that than if I'm gonna have to hock my car to pay my next tax bill. I think I'd rather be forced into riding a skateboard around than to hear that Lost & Found got the flick.

So here's the jigsaw puzzle. I recommend the 240 classic cut, for the full cathartic experience. Happy times. Or not.



... oh forgive me. I forgot where I was for a minute there. Not because of the jigsaw (although that is pretty distracting), but because a person that I know in real life was doing a very saucy sex scene on a TV show. That's far more information than you ever want to know about someone you go to the pub with. So anyway, apologies again for my crappy thread-bare blog. I really need more hard facts to work my brand of bullshit with. Join us Spankers over at The Treehouse if you've got nothing better to do. (Actually, it would be a pretty pathetic state of affairs if you didn't have something better to do with your life than hang at the Treehouse).

Well I'm done for now thankfully. Spank hard, Spank often.

Maxi

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Robot Katee

POSTED BY:  MaxiSpank
Robot Chicken Shit

I watched me some Robot Chicken the other day and as I was seeing some of Katee Sackhoff's contributions, I started to notice an interesting trend. What with being bored and an insomniac and on holidays, I thought I'd use my time a bit more constructively and so I began a closer analysis of the dialogue spoken by Katee in her many incarnations on Robot Chicken. I've attached some examples. Can you see what I'm seeing? .....

warning - juvenile content below (even by Spank standards).

...Hold on a sec. Some saint (who I may or may not know something about) uploaded this Katee/Robot Chicken highlight reel to YouTube. Nice moves.



Here we go then. Let's study at some of Katee's Robot Chicken dialogue....

Rabbits on a Roller Coaster - Season 3 Epi 3

  • Frakking Galactica (as Starbuck)
    "Sorry I'm late guys, I was just having arnal sex in the locker room".
  • Turbo Teen (as Pattie)

    [while shagging in back seat of car]

    Pattie:"Oh yeah. OH YEAH! Do me Alex. DO ME! Alex do me - COME ON!
    Alex I'm worried."
    Alex:"You afraid Brett's gonna find out his girl's cheating on him with his best friend?"
    Pattie:"No stupid. I'm worried our sex stains won't come out of those leather seats. Hahahaha.
    I LOVE being a slut!"
Help Me - Season 4 Episode 1
  • Am I Needed Upstairs? (as Julie)


    BFF's hubby: "You know Julie, you never got a tour of the house".
    Julie: "You're right. Hahaha". [They go upstairs and shag].
    Julie: "Woooooooooooo". [Then they get busted].
    Julie: "My clothes just fell off". [Then their condom breaks, Trojan Man arrives on the scene & other shit happens].
  • Pre-Pubescent Alien Whore (as Diane, a lesbian)

    (The voice Katee uses in this one is funny as all hell. I had no clue that it was her there for a minute).


    Diane:"Tina are you really bi-sexual, because I get a feeling I never had a chance?"
    Tina:"Oh I am very bisexual Dianne.... [Then they make out].
    Diane:[while making out] "Mmmm mmmmmm mmm.... Oooh!"
    [Then Diane gets her head blown off].
P.S. Yes, In That Way - Season 4 Epi 6

  • My Black Cherry is Gone (as Bitch Puddin')

    (You really have to see this one to get a solid grasp}.

    Dude:"I'd NEVER take anyone's black cherry without their consent!"
    Bitch Puddin':"Mmmmmmmmmmm. That's not what I heard".......
    ....I heard she left home because her daddy took her black cherry".
  • 2,400 Footlong Sandwiches(as a whore)
    Whore:"Hand jobs, five dollars. Get your hand jobs, five dollars!"
  • Our Newest Member, Calvin (as Scarlett)
    Scarlett:[After a geek soldier arrives]. "I think we should cancel our 'who gets to fuck the new guy first' contest."
    So there you go. Typecast as an animated slut. I never even realised up until now that it was possible for voice-over actors to get typecast.
    That show is funny as hell.
More on Katee's contributions at the Robot Chicken Wiki.