I'd just like to take this opportunity, (in this highly, ridiculously inappropriate location), to express my utter dismay and devastation. I am completely crushed. Just moments ago I went to make my first hot chocolate of the year, only to discover that THERE ARE NO MARSHMELLOWS IN THE CUPBOARD!
OMG I want to die. Does anyone have a gun? (They are illegal in Australia but I'm sure that some of you US folks might be able to help out). I could always try auto-erotic asphyxiation I suppose. That could be a fun way to alleviate my sorrow (although it wasn't much fun trying to spell it correctly).
Forgive me for sharing my sadness with you all, but I just felt compelled to express my disappointment on a worldwide stage, such is its profound intensity. No marshmellows. I just cannot believe it. I truly want to die. I think I'd rather watch Maelstrom again and see Starbuck blow up into a zillion tiny pieces than drink a hot chocolate with NO MARSHMELLOWS. Woe is me.
I supppose I should get this pathetic ramble back on track by way of mentioning that there were happy times this week on BSG. Of course Cally croaked it, which is something that most BSG fans have been hoping for since Season 1 when she turned from a loveable rogue into an insufferable whinger in the space of one smack to the jawline. But the truly wonderous news is that there was TOTAL COLLABONE EXPOSURE. FatApolloLoveSpank has apparently been in a mad frenzy ever since and I believe she has already penned the 3rd installment to the BSG Season 4 Collarbone Companion Series, so look out for that in a couple of days. She's already done wonders this season with not a lot of source material to draw from, so one can only imagine what Fats is going to pull out of the hat since she's no longer dealing with Total Collarbone Block.
On a side note, speaking about 'worldwide stages' just reminded me to pass on that Katee Sackhoff - you are very big in Mauritius. I am able to look at the site stats for who is visiting TeamSpank HQ and yep you are a winner in Mauritius, Katee. Of course Katee is getting by far the most hits from the US, but strangely Mauritius was fourth or fifth on the list. I'll have to post all of that stuff here in a couple of days - it's very interesting. People from over 25 countries frequent the site.
I can also see which Google search terms lead people to TeamSpank HQ and frankly one or two of them made me double over in hysterics. My personal favourite was "Mary McDonnell Nude". (Just so you know, there are NO photographs of a partially clad Mary McDonnell displayed anywhere on this site).
OMG I want to die. Does anyone have a gun? (They are illegal in Australia but I'm sure that some of you US folks might be able to help out). I could always try auto-erotic asphyxiation I suppose. That could be a fun way to alleviate my sorrow (although it wasn't much fun trying to spell it correctly).
Forgive me for sharing my sadness with you all, but I just felt compelled to express my disappointment on a worldwide stage, such is its profound intensity. No marshmellows. I just cannot believe it. I truly want to die. I think I'd rather watch Maelstrom again and see Starbuck blow up into a zillion tiny pieces than drink a hot chocolate with NO MARSHMELLOWS. Woe is me.
I supppose I should get this pathetic ramble back on track by way of mentioning that there were happy times this week on BSG. Of course Cally croaked it, which is something that most BSG fans have been hoping for since Season 1 when she turned from a loveable rogue into an insufferable whinger in the space of one smack to the jawline. But the truly wonderous news is that there was TOTAL COLLABONE EXPOSURE. FatApolloLoveSpank has apparently been in a mad frenzy ever since and I believe she has already penned the 3rd installment to the BSG Season 4 Collarbone Companion Series, so look out for that in a couple of days. She's already done wonders this season with not a lot of source material to draw from, so one can only imagine what Fats is going to pull out of the hat since she's no longer dealing with Total Collarbone Block.
On a side note, speaking about 'worldwide stages' just reminded me to pass on that Katee Sackhoff - you are very big in Mauritius. I am able to look at the site stats for who is visiting TeamSpank HQ and yep you are a winner in Mauritius, Katee. Of course Katee is getting by far the most hits from the US, but strangely Mauritius was fourth or fifth on the list. I'll have to post all of that stuff here in a couple of days - it's very interesting. People from over 25 countries frequent the site.
I can also see which Google search terms lead people to TeamSpank HQ and frankly one or two of them made me double over in hysterics. My personal favourite was "Mary McDonnell Nude". (Just so you know, there are NO photographs of a partially clad Mary McDonnell displayed anywhere on this site).
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