Dear Katee, many happy returns from your many Spanker fans!
This is a bit of a rehash from last year's Spanker birthday wish, because you probably didn't see it last year and we are far too lazy to whip up something fresh. Also, we don't want to overdo the 'Happy Birthday' thing because you probably get more birthday wishes in one afternoon than the rest of us get combined in an entire lifetime, and that's just plain bad for your ego.
By the way, some of your Spanker fanboys and girls have left some pretty damn fine birthday suggestions in the comments, so be sure to click on the comments link and check them out.
About this time last year, we recommended that you buy yourself a nice new Harley for your birthday. A year on we hear that you seem to have heeded our advice, so maybe you did read this thing last year after all.
Anyway, this is what recommended for you 12 months ago:
This a Harley Touring Ultra Classic Electra. We have no idea what "Ultra Classic Electra" means, but we do know this:
All the best,
TeamSpank!!!
PS DJ apologises for her playlist review. She is quite distraught. She thought it was funny. Admittedly so did I. It is funny! That bit about how the Foo Fighters should not even exist is pure gold. But DJ is sorry anyway and retracts the entire thing. (No she doesn't, I made that last bit up).
This is a bit of a rehash from last year's Spanker birthday wish, because you probably didn't see it last year and we are far too lazy to whip up something fresh. Also, we don't want to overdo the 'Happy Birthday' thing because you probably get more birthday wishes in one afternoon than the rest of us get combined in an entire lifetime, and that's just plain bad for your ego.
By the way, some of your Spanker fanboys and girls have left some pretty damn fine birthday suggestions in the comments, so be sure to click on the comments link and check them out.
About this time last year, we recommended that you buy yourself a nice new Harley for your birthday. A year on we hear that you seem to have heeded our advice, so maybe you did read this thing last year after all.
Anyway, this is what recommended for you 12 months ago:
This a Harley Touring Ultra Classic Electra. We have no idea what "Ultra Classic Electra" means, but we do know this:
- It was the most expensive one so it must be the best, and only the best will do.
- It looks pretty badass.
- It is essential that you have a bigger bike than Tricia Helfer.
- It has a nice little storage compartment at the back where you can store all your makeup and CFM boots.
- It'll look great with a full helmet. (Kiddin').
All the best,
TeamSpank!!!
PS DJ apologises for her playlist review. She is quite distraught. She thought it was funny. Admittedly so did I. It is funny! That bit about how the Foo Fighters should not even exist is pure gold. But DJ is sorry anyway and retracts the entire thing. (No she doesn't, I made that last bit up).
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